Welp, I went to the Orientation Day at the quasi-military school I was signed up for on Thursday. It was supposed to go from 8AM to 3PM, but my day got cut short. Turns out locking your knees is pretty effective at making you faint and fall on your face onto concrete. I have quite the crater in my chin right now, and my throat is still sore from yelling "Yes, Sergeant!" and "No, Sergeant!" every other minute at the top of my lungs.
But, because of my somewhat fortunate and slightly expected screw-up, I've been moved from the July session of schooling to the January session.
Still glad I went. Otherwise I wouldn't have survived the first week.